The Campaign Begins…

You may or may not have noticed that I changed my tagline on the blog. From now on I will do whatever cheap, shameless stunt I can think of, WHATEVER IT TAKES to get a beta key. I know we haven’t even had a beta announcement, but in order to succeed you have to be ahead of the curve and MAKE THINGS HAPPEN. So my campaign begins NOW, in the hopes that someone will take pity on me before the gates of opportunity are closed forever.

I encourage all my readers to make suggestions of ways that I can get attention from Blizzard (nothing illegal or against TOS plz) and get a beta key. This is our moment to take our boredom and turn it into a new challenge to be met. This is our chance to get a man (woman) on the inside. This is our time to do the impossible and propel our fearless crafting leader into the BETA (hmm, watching too much CNN… must BG more).

Can we do it? YES!! Does Blizzard give a rat’s ass?? Probably not!! Will we let that stop us?? NOT ON YOUR LIFE!! KALIOPE FTW!!!

Otherwise I’ll just have to start haunting eBay :(


9 Responses to “The Campaign Begins…”

  1. concbarb Says:

    Go to blizzcon

  2. kaliope Says:

    Obviously if I wanted to blow hundreds of dollars on a trip to California, I have the option to do so. That seems like a lot of money to spend just for a beta key, personally I think my method is much more creative.

    Besides, WotLK could be live or practically so by October, too risky imo.

  3. Solidstate Says:

    Hope this helps :D

  4. Tsark Says:

    Kal, for what it’s worth, I will be going to the Worldwide invitational that will happen in 2 weeks in Paris (given it happens about 20 mins away from where I live by public transportation.I couldn’t pass the chance). We are promised a beta key, though as usual we’re not told what for – if it’s not for WotLK, I will be seriously disappointed. If it is, I will be happy to be the man on the inside for a while, until you get it (because I’m sure you will get in – this site was the first comprehensive list of Jewelcrafting patterns…..)

  5. Fearstalker Says:

    I could be talked into going to Blizzcon, since it’s 30 min from my house, but as stated, that might be a bit late…

  6. kaliope Says:

    Woot!! Thank you Solid for your generous show of support and everyone else for their offers of help. This is just the beginning… my next post will be a “Blizz-Ume” will all of my relevant knowledge and expertise that makes me a great tester! With any luck my self-serving publicity stunt will catch someone’s eye ;)

  7. xcal Says:

    Hi Kal,

    Let me know who to spam, what petition to sign…or any other (legal) way that I can help you.

    I’ll fly my non-epic mount into any tower you want me to! you just have to say when/where.


  8. kaliope Says:

    Thanks xcal! I’ll take all the support I can get :)

  9. SLam Says:

    Hey Tsark,

    Pls tell me about the beta key. Are there 2 keys under one scraped panel? Or how do yuo find keys for both beta and rare pet?

    Good luck, Kaliope on gettng yuors:)



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